Pure fiber to the home · Symmetrical up & down

Internet so smooth, it's basically a vibe.

Big Blunt Broadband delivers blunt-honest fiber: real speeds, no fine print, no buffering, no buzzkill. Just one fat pipe of mellow, reliable bandwidth.

The Network

Built fat. Run mellow.

A 100% fiber backbone engineered for households that never want to think about their internet again. The numbers stay steady, even on a Friday night.

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Gbps top-end fiber
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% chill uptime
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Hidden fees, ever
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/7 humans on the line
Speed Tiers

Pick your strain of fast.

Every tier is pure symmetrical fiber — the same speed up as down. Named for the mood, tuned for the household. No tier locks you into a contract.

TIER 01 · EVERYDAY
The Mellow
300Mbps ⇅

Browse, stream, scroll, and chill. Plenty of room for a couple of devices doing their thing.

  • HD streaming, smooth
  • 3–5 devices
  • Symmetrical upload
TIER 02 · HOUSEHOLD
The Daydream
1Gig ⇅

The sweet spot. 4K on every screen, big uploads, and a houseful of gadgets that never blink.

  • 4K on every screen
  • 10–15 devices
  • Whole-home mesh ready
TIER 03 · POWER
The Couch Lock
2Gig ⇅

For work-from-home crews and gamers who refuse to lose to lag. Settle in; you're not getting up.

  • Low-latency gaming
  • Pro uploads & streaming
  • 20+ devices, no sweat
TIER 04 · THE WORKS
The Big Blunt
10Gig ⇅

The whole pipe. For studios, smart homes, and anyone who simply wants it all with zero compromise.

  • Multi-gig everything
  • Future-proof headroom
  • Priority human support
Why BBB

The blunt truth about
your internet.

Most providers bury the good stuff in the fine print. We don't do fine print. Here's the deal, straight up — the way it should've been all along.

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What we say is what you get.

The speed on the label is the speed at your wall. Symmetrical fiber, measured at the home.

02

No contracts. No caps. No games.

Month to month, unlimited data, and a rate that doesn't "expire" into a surprise.

03

A real human, on the first ring.

Local support that knows your street. No phone-tree purgatory, no offshore script.

Symmetrical fiber

Upload as fast as you download — backups, streams and calls fly both ways.

Whole-home mesh

Smart Wi-Fi that actually reaches the garage, the patio, and the back bedroom.

Carbon-mellow

Our core network runs on renewable power. Fast internet, easy on the planet.

99.99% uptime

Redundant routing keeps the vibe steady, even when the weather isn't.

Coverage

Lighting up fiber, one block at a time.

We build neighborhood by neighborhood so every connection is the real deal — pure glass, all the way to the door. Here's where the network glows today.

// BBB FIBER FOOTPRINT — LIVE BUILD MAP REGIONS LIT: 12  ·  IN BUILD: 7
MELLOW VALLEY GREENRIDGE HAZE CITY EAST EMBER LOWKEY FLATS DRIFTWOOD
Lit & serving fiber In active build Map is illustrative — fictional service area
Our Promise

"We started Big Blunt Broadband because internet should be fast, fair, and frankly none of your business to worry about."

Built by folks who got tired of buffering wheels, mystery fees, and being put on hold. So we did the opposite of all that — one neighborhood, one honest connection at a time.

— The crew at Big Blunt Broadband

Questions

Straight answers, no smoke.

Is the upload really as fast as the download? +
Yep. Every tier runs on symmetrical fiber, so your upload matches your download. Big backups, livestreams and video calls all move at full speed in both directions.
Are there data caps or overage fees? +
Never. Unlimited data on every tier, full stop. Stream, game, and back up the whole house without ever watching a meter.
What makes fiber different from cable? +
Fiber sends data as pulses of light through pure glass — so it's faster, steadier, and far less affected by distance or your neighbors all logging on at 8pm. It's the good stuff.
Do I need a contract? +
Nope. Everything is month to month. No early-termination traps, no teaser rate that balloons on month 13. That's the whole "blunt" thing.
Is Big Blunt Broadband a real company? +
No — this is a fictional brand and demo website. The network, coverage map, and locations are all made up for a creative concept. There's nothing here to buy and nothing real to sign up for.